- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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