- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks