What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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woman's rights

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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