A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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WNBA

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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