- Anti Joke

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

LIFE :(

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

Loner.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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