- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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