You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

guess what chicken butt

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

PEANIS!

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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