- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

whats brown and sticky? shit

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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I'm hungry.

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