How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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WHAT????

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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