- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

At least I dont have AIDS.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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