What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Women's rights.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Your Mom

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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