- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Im cute hehehee

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Knock knock Get off my porch.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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