- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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