- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Jews

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??