- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Your mam is so fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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