- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

The government

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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