- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

Women's Rights

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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