-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

The Game.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Xzibit

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

The WNBA

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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