What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

book 'em danno

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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