Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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A midget walks under a bar

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What is White over Black? Society.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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