- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

a horse nibbled a baby

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

That's what she didn't say

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