What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Get on your knees Ho

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Anti Joke

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