What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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