- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

david weres the slug gone

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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