goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Beka has AIDS

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Cancer

Whats In My Trash? Bears

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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