- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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