What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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