you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

anal seepage

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

I was so fat I went on a diet

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

balls

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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