- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

I was Born ready I was born naked.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Mormons having fun.

This is a joke. Laugh!

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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