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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Catholicism.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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