- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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