- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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