A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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leon harney ya pikey

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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