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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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once upon a time, it snowed

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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