- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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