- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

I have an erection My mom!

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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