- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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