- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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