- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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