- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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