knock knock who's there? hope

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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