destiny

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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everybody loves raymond

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Here's another:

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Mullets

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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