Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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CRY

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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Hi

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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spell backwards: taco cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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