- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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