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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

my whole life!

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

bryden is a faggot

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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