What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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black people

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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