- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

what's black and can't swim?

whats worse than gill? nothing

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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