Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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