The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

What's the deal with brown?

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

A blonde walked into a bar.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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