What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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Nickelback

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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