- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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