- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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