Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Womens rights

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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