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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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