Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Im batman...suck it losers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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