Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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Catholicism.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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