- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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why did matt die? He had cancer

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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