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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

long in the tooth!

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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