- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

i died. new product by steve jobs

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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