NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Okay.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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