Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

The WNBA.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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