- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

A sober Irish individual.

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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