A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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Hillary Clinton

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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