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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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