- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Fat people

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Jeff

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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