What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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Stealth baseballs record

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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