- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

where's mom I killed her

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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