How long is a china man?

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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You suck big fat slobber

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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your social life.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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Women's Rights Movement

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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Oh...okay, good.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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