- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

whats worse than gill? nothing

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