216-409-7176 Call me.

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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I'm hungry.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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